First off, I’d like to clarify that the naked spiderman photo from my original bio, contrary to what Nate Dog told his underage daughters, was NOT REALLY ME. Not that there’s anything wrong with it, but I grew weary of answering the question, and a little depressed that so many in the Oregon peloton seemed to think I might look like that under the blue and orange. 

So I went on a little off-season training regimen, and I think you’ll agree that the results were pretty spectacular. It’s a variation on the Adkins diet, but instead of eating nothing but steak, cheese, and eggs, I went ahead and supersized the fries with every meal and then had the extra helping of Archway cookies. I call it the Waskom diet. The downside is having to deal with these flowing locks, but as you can see I’m adapting.