I hate walking in the sand, thus I loathe long walks on the beach.
Chilidogs. Lots and lots of chilidogs. But none of that weak-ass shit they serve in the NW; beans in the sauce?! Seriously? Fucking novices. I'm talking Motor City, prepared and served by an entire Greek family, warming all day mystery sauce that tastes so good you cry a little when you take your first bite. Yellow mustard and white onions. Fresh fries - golden and crispy on the outside. Tall Coke but not too much ice.
And why aren't there any Boston Market's or Dunkin Donuts out here?
|
