I weigh seven pounds in zero gravity, come and get me! I say, 'Anything for a laugh!'. By God, 'F*#k em if they can't take a joke!', I say! I have my own personal saviors...I change 'em every hour. I don't give a f*#k if there's life after death, I want to know if there's even any *Slack* after death! I am a Thuggee, I am feared in the Tongs, I have the Evil Teat, I carry the Mojo Bag; I swam to China and didn't get wet! My droppings bore through the earth and erupt volcanoes in Asia! Who'll blow me down, whose candle will I fart out? I am the javalina humping junkie that jumped the gods, I am a human being of the first god damn water! I leak the Plague from my brows, opiates are the mass of my religion. I bend crowbars with my meat ax and a thought! Pardon my language.