Eric Stouck (who?)

aka "Wraith" [reyth]
— noun
1. the apparition of a person living or thought to be alive, supposed to appear around the time of his death
2. a ghost or any apparition
3. an insubstantial copy of something
4. something pale, thin, and lacking in substance, such as a column of smoke

Height: 6' 1"

Weight: One bacon maple bar away from a Clydesdale

Age: Ancient
Hometown: Lock Haven, PA

Status: "Ghostly"; see number 3 above.

Category: Road - (perpetual) Cat 4/Masters; Cross - B/Masters; MTB - Beginner/Cat 3; Track - Hell no.

Acquired from the (now-defunct) Lakeside squad in 2003, when the team was forced to take him on as part of the "Silvernail acquisition" (read: he begged and pleaded to be added to the roster).