Kevin Thompson

Height: Tall enough

Weight: Deceivingly light

Age: 35+

Hometown: Prineville, OR

Status: Married with children

Road: Cat 3/Masters, MTB: Cat 2, Cross: Masters B's & B's

I am ze captain, and you are ze first mate.  Promotions will follow quickly.  One nice thing eez, the game of love eez never called on account of darkness.  Ah!  This little one wishes to commit suicide to prove her love for me.  What a sweet gesture.  Never the less, I must prevent eet!  I always got A’s in Gym.  I shoot you with the ack-ack of love.  All is love in fair and war.  Au revoir, pigeon.  Sweeting is such part sorrow.  Hey, Lolita, intimacy is difficult at this range.  Pretty good, eh?  For a growing boy, that is.  Because, my darling, I am a boy and I am growing fonder of you every day!  But, darling, tomorrow I may be shipped overseas.  Come to me, my melon baby collie.  Popcorn, darling?  You are my peanut.  I am your brittle.

One thing you cannot do.  You cannot walk home from a boat ride.