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Cameron Vander Stoep

aka Silent Killer

Height: Somewhere between 4'5 and 7'9

Weight: 180 +/- 20 lbs

Age: 37

Hometown: Bellingham, WA

Married: Yes

Favorite Band: AC/DC of course!

Road: Cat 3/Masters, MTB: SS Cross: B's


Based on the intense Euro-chic aspect of his last name, Cameron's path in life was preordained. Clearly his parents harbored desires to rear a top-rated cyclocross racer. Yet, as often is the case, something went horribly awry. Some blame his Dutch heritage; Cameron suffered intense pre-pubescent exposure to Nutella spread, the creamy, chocolaty hazelnut spread that tastes great any time.

Others cite Cameron’s affinity for the Euro club scene where as a lad, despite being raised in America as an American, Cameron was oft seen sporting patent leather shirts and shoulder slung woven man-purses, gyrating late into the night to 100% computer-generated compositions.

Thanks to advances in modern therapy, however, Cameron is making great strides. His affiliation with Half Fast Velo provides Cameron with requisite social interactions thereby distracting him from further involvement with nutty spreads.

Also, due to the Sarbanes-Oxley Act of 2002 and recent revisions in the dress code at his employer, Cameron has been able to slowly phase out the leather pants and man purses. Euro-Asia imports, however, abound in Cameron’s illegal MP3 collection.